My vegetable gardening failure has reached almost legendary status.
But I can grow things on my sewing machine, in the fertile soil of my spare room, on a bed of felt.
I water with thread and feed with velvet.
I judiciously prune the leaves (splitting infinitives as I skip merrily through the pumpkin patch)
and when they are ripe I can pick them.
then lay them out for quality control.
As in life there are a couple of left handers.
Ten fat pumpkins all made into brooches for Halloween chic.
Available here by request or in my etsy shop for slightly more.
Pick a number. any number.
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